Friday, August 29, 2008
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Abuse
Step 1: Buy a New Motorcycle with 1 mile on it.
Step 2: Load a bunch of stuff on the back, too much for it to feel stable is key.
Step 3: Ride across the continent, stop to take failed self portrait in Montana.
Step 4: Lose muffler in Yukon, arrive in Whitehorse deaf.
Step 5: Use a one page map to go 3,500 miles, get lost once or twice.
Step 6: Ride in the rain, make grumpy face
Step 7: Ride the Haul Road north to Prudhoe bay, 250 miles between 'camps' where gas can be had, I only lost three bolts due to rough roads, I only fell off twice. Others had worse luck.
Step 8: Fall over, fall off, drop it, whatever. Thats what crash bars are for.
Step 9: Kick stands don't work in mud.
Step 10: Get stuck, really stuck. This is why you don't try to ford rivers on motorcycles.
Step 11: Dig
Step 12: Use a tow strap to pull it out of the hole you created. Recruit people passing by to help you pull it out of the hole.
Step 13: Use it to haul anything and everything. A Schwinn and a bb gun anyone?
Step 14: Put Motorcycle away for the winter with 12,000+ miles on it.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Well, down in Arizona, they said they'd like to have me on but here is not enough money to pay me. Why this couldn't have been brought to my attention before I flew in all the way from Alaska, is beyond me. The owner even had the audacity to say "I need a year commitment from you, but I can't afford to pay you for a few weeks" WHAT? So, anyway, its back to Colorado for a while. In other news, Raytheon, who told me my job in Antarctica was lost to budget cuts has called to say my contract is still on. I'll believe it when I have a ticket in hand. While spending the winter in colorado would be fine, I won't pass up the chance to spend some more time on the beach in McMurdo sound.
Monday, August 18, 2008
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Whittier








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